Last night I dreamt that I was at some pizza place with my mom and Alex Turner just sat himself down and started chatting me up and talking about his band and my mom was like “Oh that’s nice you’re in a band” and I didn’t know how to communicate to her how big the Arctic Monkeys were while also playing it cool.
After that I had a dream I was at my community college to take the SATs and Brendon Urie, Pete Wentz, and Gabe Saporta were sitting at a table with me and my teacher was getting pissed because we were joking around while she was trying to give us instructions. At some point Pete was like, “Man I don’t know how I’m going to do on this,” and I said, “Well I can’t play the guitar or sing so I should be a little more concerned than you guys.” Then jokingly I said, “God, you guys make me feel so INADEQUATE!” And my teacher was so pissed off she tried to separate us, but then I woke up.
looking through my weirder tags that were sparked into being mostly because of nothing-withatwist
#how dare you
#who do you think you are
#who gave you the right